A parody of Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” for the job search and workplace Hey, I found you on LinkedIn!We can talk about remote work.Our pay is competitive.Saw your profile and I thought,“This one’s skills will help our case!The job search is a desperate place.How low can we keep her pay?” Firm handshake, hopeful eyesI can read you like a magazineDressed to impress, do or dieAnd I know the truth’s on GlassdoorBut hey, I’ll pretendOur reputation’s on the mendOur work culture means we’re friendsI’ll make you force a smile while you’re going off the deep end. So it’s gonna be foreverOr it’s gonna go down in flamesYou’ll pretend that it was…