• My Journey

    The Joys of Job Listings: A Rant

    If you’re currently fighting for your life in the hellscape of the current job market and other crises of American life, I’m right there beside you. Though I’ve been fortunate enough to find some work this year, it’s not enough to live on independently and watching my bank account has been a roller coaster. So in honor of my recent two-year anniversary of leaving the job that almost killed me, let’s have a little vent sesh about what it’s like just trying to find a place to earn your daily bread. Because let’s face it: in the age of wild enthusiasm for and even wilder misuse of AI, just getting…

  • Satire

    Office Space (a Song Parody)

    A parody of Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” for the job search and workplace Hey, I found you on LinkedIn!We can talk about remote work.Our pay is competitive.Saw your profile and I thought,“This one’s skills will help our case!The job search is a desperate place.How low can we keep her pay?” Firm handshake, hopeful eyesI can read you like a magazineDressed to impress, do or dieAnd I know the truth’s on GlassdoorBut hey, I’ll pretendOur reputation’s on the mendOur work culture means we’re friendsI’ll make you force a smile while you’re going off the deep end. So it’s gonna be foreverOr it’s gonna go down in flamesYou’ll pretend that it was…